I'm Dr.Keith J.Salmon, the owner of Royalty-free classical music.
I would like to welcome you to the largest collection of royalty-free classical music on the world-wide web.
You must register before going any further but, if you do, I shall give you a well-known classical music track completely free of charge and on a royalty-free basis.
That's right - completely free-of-charge!
You may use it on your website, or in your business, or you may decide to incorporate it into a dvd, a film, a PowerPoint presentation or a video about your company's services.
You could also make a wedding video or flash presentation for your clients and dub this music onto that production.
I own the music and I am giving you one track completely free-of-charge.
What am I offering you?
Air on a G string by J.S.Bach!
That's fantastic and it's absolutely free-of-charge if you register.
BUT, please take care to enter your details carefully, because
WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS = NO FREE TRACK.
JOKE NAME = I DELETE YOU.
(You have to re-register - all you get is another copy of the free track.)